How an Escort Spends Her Saturday
Someone asked me what I normally get up to on the weekends, and I was actually curious because…what DO I get up to on the weekends?!? Well, turns out that the answer is even more boring than you could have imagined.
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Saw that a gift had come in the mail: a Lululemon sports bra. This is my favorite style, but in a color I don’t have! I would have gone to the gym and showed it off, but I already worked out. So, I did the NEXT best thing: I went to Lululemon and bought more stuff. I bought a pair of pants and a teal long sleeve shirt. Are either of these very exciting or sexy? Not necessarily, but I have come to terms with the fact that I feel and look the sexiest when I am comfortable.
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I said, “let the shopping spree continue.” High off of my Lulu bender, I decided that there is nothing I would love to do more at 7:30pm on a Saturday than just deep clean the fuck out of my shower. I never have time to deep clean my shower because I’m always busy running errands or working on my computer. But I am 30 years old. And it’s not like I NEVER go out and I NEVER have crazy Saturday nights, but they’re fewer and far-er between-er (for the best) and they’re usually scheduled in advance…